SEE MY TONGUE AGAIN
Dogs can bark and dogs can bite
And dogs can drive you crazy.
But mostly they just eat a lot,
Then sleep or loaf all day.
See, pooches are such selfless souls;
They seldom are offended
If you take it out on them
When your car's rear-ended.
Dogs of course have other gifts,
Like getting you all hairy.
And when they've done some dirty deed
They'll act the Virgin Mary.
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